Hello to you, Leader?
I’m writing you a letter.
You might not read it but
I’ll still give it a try.
Brainstorming with my colleagues
We offer to set rate to
One ruble for one dollar.
Let’s get rid now, Leader,
Of this alien currency,
Let’s keep only the ruble —
It is dearest for us.
Refrain:
I pay ruble for dollar —
No single kopek more.
I want a ruble for dollar —
For euro nothing more.
I pay ruble for dollar —
No single kopek more.
I pay ruble for dollar —
It is even too much
(I know, it’ll come such).
Let’s, Leader, we together
Decide it this moment —
To set the Russian ruble
As gold equivalent.
Then gather all those green notes
To make’em really green —
Recycling them, wink, wink.
Return those guys their buttwipes,
Not listening to cries.
Exchanging to a real gold
This deal is honest-cold.
Bridge:
If they don’t have real metal
We can do barter, yeah.
Let’s vote which state is better,
Which parcel of their land.
Make our vote on matter —
And everybody’ll come.
I’m not speaking Alaska —
For the slander, disrespect — the moral damage we have had.
We should already receive Alaska back.